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Strafe's Guide To Streetspeak is brought to you by the letter Q, and these fine folks:
Strafe Narkette
Founder, Head Field Operative
The elusive Mr. Narkette is the mastermind behind this guide, roaming the streets of Silicon Valley, lurking in the shadows with his PowerBook, taking note of everything you say.
Dinah Sanders
MetaGrrrl
Dinah is in charge of the vast Strafe's Guide database. As Minister ofPutting Things In Alphabetical Order she rules with an iron hand insidea silken glove. Or was it a silken hand inside an iron glove? Thatwould account for any typos...
Chris Hudak
Keyboard Cowboy, Poster Boy
Chris is great. He's always great. I also know that it would only take him five minutes to write a new bio to go here. He's that talented. And that lazy. He's so goddamned unprofessional, it makes me sick. He's wasting a great talent. By the way, he just got a raise.
B.J. West
Pixel Monkey Extrordinaire
Beej is our nocturnal graphics guru, and is responsible for the look and feel of the guide. When his eyes aren't glued to a monitor, he's probably asleep.
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