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Wile E. Coyote, Frank Miller, F/X: The Club, Greg Hudak, 24-Hour Tellers, (Hell, 24-Hour anything), Pete "PSan" Santucci, BV and Alec, Greg Coan, The Four of Us (not the band), Radio stations KBBJ and KXKVI, Mark Hedgecock, The city of Tokyo, Japan, Erika "go to" Goto in the same city, Disneyland and her affiliated protectorates, Game Theory, Winona Ryder, Tim Burton, Danny Elfman, Willam Gibson, William Shatner, Steve "The Steve" Gimperle, Carlos Delapina, Apple Computer, Steve Halls (for the Moose), Grant Morrison, Duncan Fegrado, Alan Moore, Camera Cinemas, Albert Hoffman, Val Hoffman, Gene "The Great Bird of the Galaxy" Roddenberry, Harrison Ford, Ridley Scott, Alan Parker, David Lynch, James Camerson, Bill and Ted, Arnold Schwarzenegger, BIOHAZARD (not the band), Mike Jennings, Blake Nelson, H.P. Lovecraft, Steve Sabram, Ben Edlund, Steve Wozniak, Steve Jobs, Guy Kawasaki, MONDO 2000, St. Jude, D'Cuckoo, Jane Child, Jello Biafra, Rainy Coler, The town of Waters Ramp, Texas (very near Katy), Ricardo Montalban, Jennifer Nordstrand, Kinko's Copies, Dave Shelley, Steve Jackson, R. Talsorian Games, Bill Watterson, Sammie House, George Alec Effinger, Sebbin-Lebbin, Ed Havel and his Mysterious Ways (now GhostLikeSun), Cathy "Chegs" Nishida, Ralph Bakshi, Connie Clements, Great Cthulhu, The Starship Enterprise, Kim Refredi, Rod Serling, Cherry Poptart and Ellie Dee, Rhett Ashley Stevenson, Catra, Dennis Etchison, Merideth "Megs" Holley, The Illuminati, Harlan Ellison, Stephen V. Cole, The crew of STS-51 Challenger, Doug Anderson, Schoolhouse Rock, Steve Martin, The late Ernest R. Work, Stephen King, William F. Nolan, Corey Lindsly, Coffee Society, Computer Generation, Death, C. Everett Koop, Jack Finney, Jean-Paul Sartre, STATIC magazine, Richard Linklater, Berkeley Systems, Inc., Ajax Lounge, The residents of SimCity, George Lucas, Stanley Kubrick, Tori Eakes, Krash Kramer, John Mabry, Pooka Keoni Littlemouse, Michelle Manning, Beverly Chambers, Pete Spomer, Selena Zimmerman, Doug Coupland (but we did it first), Constance Demby, Nancy A. Collins, Jay Ward, Ford Minton (that damned neighbor kid!), Ford Prefect, Bill Plympton, Wallace and Gromit, The Towne Theatre, Cafe Matisse, Inkspot Books and Games, Miyake Sushi, Taco Bravo, SoFA, Douglas Adams, Richard O'Brien, Joseph Hansen, Jim Meddick, Frank Zappa, Elaine "Marmelade" Cole, Carl Stalling, Beverages and More, Nina Paley, Scott Adams, the entire single-malt industry of Scotland, Monty Python, Al, Cheryl Stewart, Neil Laslett, The Billy Nayer Show, Suck, Dr. Edmond Louis Meinfelder 3D, Kiri Aradia Morgan, Polly Esther, Josh & Sara Sens, Nicklos Stefanisko, Sandy Bartholet, Hilary Davidson, David Weinberger, Peter McArdle, S "Kitros23" D, Naughty Gan2, Meg Hourihan, Peter Merholz, Paul "pb" Bausch, Chliberi99, Tony Dagostino, Adam Prizio, Mike Underdown, Lawrence Lewitinn, Philip K. Dick, Pyra, Allison Williams, Guilan Sheykhzadeh, Keith Dawson, Bruce J. McKenzie, Julian Harris, Bob Danforth, Kristin Garrity, Vince d'Eon, Randy Enger, Anton Sherwood, Josepha Heifetz Byrne, Carol Yutkowitz, Valerie Collins, Aahz Maruch, Seth Golub, Robert "Trebor" Harris, Eddie the Profanisaurus, Beedleumbum Larry, Kevin Fox, Joe Sparks, jcterminal, Shauna Wright, Anil Dash, Billy's Pink Fuck Gazebo and our own sweet selves for condescending to exist on this plane in the first place--ain't you lucky?

 

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